"Farmers believe cows 'moo' with an accent"

"I spend a lot of time with my Friesians and they definitely 'moo' with a Somerset drawl," [Llyod Green, a farmer from southwest England] said, referring to the breed of dairy cow he owns.

Despite what appears to be a growing - albeit far from overwhelming - scientific consensus on this issue, me thinks Lloyd has had one too many pints...